Johnny Depp Alive and Well...Whew!

OMG. How did I miss those rumors about my most favorite pirate of all time, Johnny Depp, being , well.....on a pirate ship in the sky??

Thankfully those rumors have been laid to rest. Not my Johnny himself.

Wondering how the sexiest man alive met his 'maker?'  According to the online rumor, Depp did not  survive a car crash in France this past Saturday.

Robin Baum, who represents the 46-year-old actor, said Monday the hoax the work of an irresponsible and unconscionable person, especially since children and families are involved.

whew.

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