
And then there were five. On tonight's bachelor, Jason chose
not to give out the final rose, ending three wannabe "Mrs. Jasons" hopes.
Bachelor Jason could have given out the final rose, thus keeping his bevy of vying bachelorettes at six. But gosh darn it, Jason is a good guy. A considerate sort of a fellow. He could not "lead anyone on" that he knew he did not see as potential wife material. So the final rose stayed on the table, and three not two disappointed ladies departed the mansion tonight.
So, before we recap who left rose-less tonight, let's recap a bit.
The remaining bachelorettes at the start of tonight's show were, in no particular order, were:
Molly
Stephanie
Lauren
Melissa
Naomi
Shannon
Nikki
Megan
Jillian
To start things off, Chris has the remaining nine bachelorettes sing for the chance to have a solo date with Jason. Molly wins the bachelor's approval and the one on one date. The other girls turn weird shades of green.
Jason treats Molly to a quiet simple date at home. It goes well. Very well. Molly gets a rose and an invitatation to "camp out overnight" with Jason and the tent he has set up. Of course the delighted Molly accepts, and we see the tent being zippered closed and we hear what sounds to be kissing ensue. Molly returns jubilant and in Jason's clothes the next morning. The other girls turn a weirder and darker shade of green. They all wish they were Molly. They all wish they were wearing Jason's clothes. (editorial opinion, please note--though I know I am right!).
Next, Jason takes a group date ( Molly, Naomi, Jillian, Megan, Lauren, and Shannon ) to the set of General Hospital, where Jason and the girls get to act out scenes-- director and all. Basically, what transpires are make-out sessions for Jason, one girl after the next. As the girls all are treated to watching each other take their turns with the kissing fool, oops I mean the wonderful Jason, the jealousy in the room threatens to bring every girl/woman/huntress to tears.
Finally, the smooch fest is over, and Jason and his swarm head off to party. But the girls are so emotional by this point, that no one feels much like partying. After all, each is now passionately in love with the great Jason, and to have to watch "their future husband" even
pretend to kiss other women is simply hurtful beyond measure. Jason felt so bad. Did I mention that yet? Well, he really felt bad.
He felt even worse when he handed out the one coveted rose of that night to Naomi. Cautiously, he asked the other girls if they were all ok after that. With looks that could kill, literally, the remaining rose-less girls mumbled they were fine. Phew. End of first date.
The next night brought the evil date where two women go out with Jason, but only one woman returns. The two "lucky" women were Stephanie (always cool as a cucumber that one!),and Nikki. Remember Nikki--she got the infamous 'first impression rose' the first night? Well, no matter if you do not remember. She no longer impressed Jason, and despite her best efforts at dancing, went home instead of back to the mansion. As Nikki bemoaned her fate in the limo and questioned the cameras, "how much prettier do I need to be?", we found ourselves wondering what the answer was to that eternal question also. So now we know Stephanie, Molly and Naomi are still in the running to be "Mrs. Jason".
And finally we are at the rose ceremony night. No one looks too happy. Especially pensive looking (and might I add, "psycho" looking) are Shannon and Megan. Turns out they had a right to look that way. Was that a hint? OOPS.
So we get to the dramatic climax. Roses have been poignantly handed out to Melissa and Jillian. That leaves one rose and three hungry women. This is the moment Jason decides he must do the honorable thing, not give out the last rose after all, but instead send Megan, Shannon and Lauren home. What a guy. Probably a smart move really though, um considering. I mean, after hearing a disappointed but accepting Shannon tell us her plans upon her not so triumphant return home--which apparently involve an electric toothbrush and giving her puppy dog "lots of French kisses" (ew.) um, I think Jason may have just made a very smart decision!
So next week we will see the "Final Five" visit Jason in his hometown. Will it also be the episode where DeAnna appears to give Jason some sage advice (or maybe to offer Jason another chance with her special self, since she has decided Jesse is not right for her after all...and Jason
is still available...) We do not know for sure. But previews lead us to believe DeAnna very well may be on next week. Joy.
And so ends another scintillating episode of this season's The Bachelor.