
So here is the skinny on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, according to DG (Desperate Gossip of course!):
DG is hooked. These housewives (woa---hold on, Kim is not a housewife, right? Maybe a "wannabe housewife/country singer at best. Dating some older rich and
MARRIED guy does not a housewife make you. Oh well. Enough of the technicalities...moving on) have addicted viewers like no other "
Housewives" have before.
Last night was the season finale, with the much anticipated and hyped
Housewives of Atlanta Reunion show next Tuesday night. The ladies angst over the rift between Kim, NeNe and Sheree grows ever stronger. An attempt is made to rekindle the deader than dead friendship between NeNe and the "snootier than you anyday" Sheree (guess which lady DG is rooting for?) at a birthday party for housewife Lisa's husband. BTW, anyone else noticing those loving glances Lisa's hubby kept throwing Lisa's way on last night's episode? DG collective hearts were a swoonin!
The plan doesn't work, and once again viewers get to see the "sweet and softer" side of Sheree ( sarcasm inserted here), when she makes snide remarks in reference to NeNe's appearance. Such a classy woman that Sheree is!
Speaking of Sheree, DG is most impressed (Laughing inserted here) with Sheree's "contacts" who made it so easy for the lovely "designer wannabe" Sheree to have "
Project Runway's" Michael Knight come to her home and give her advice on her fashion line (you know, her fashion line that has yet to have any fashions?). Is it at all conceivable that anyone exists on planet Earth that is more impressed with Sheree than Sheree herself?
Kim, aka, "Big Daddy's Secret Gal Pal Who Loves Deep Pockets", has decided that she will stop smoking. Uhuh. This is because Kim
is going to be a Country Singer. Really. DG knows this for sure because Kim has said she will be. And Kim always gets what Kim wants. Always. Just ask "Big Daddy!"
DeShawn has to deal with the distressing notion that she will possibly have to give up one of her cars as her family deals with her husband's retirement from Professional BasketBall due "To Injury" as Deshawn reminded viewers repeatedly last night. Deshawn also decided she will keep her chef because she really did not enjoy her cooking lesson that Lisa gave her.
And Lisa, whose loving hubby seems to be enamored by his wife, is nervous about her "Best Friend" being away when he joins (or, uh,
was going to be joining the Oakland Raiders. Looks like Lisa will not have to be concerned after all, as we learn at the show's end that the Raiders have since released Lisa's husband and they are now trying for baby number 2).
DG's final thoughts.....
NeNe -- Favorite DG Atlanta Housewife by far! Real, crazy, zany, down to earth.
Kim -- Says she is 29, may be so, but DG thinks Kim looks older probably because of her non stop wining ( not red wine mind you because it stains teeth),and whining ( what...why would she need to know anything about singing...she already is a singer, my gosh!) and smoking (what... smoking is not going to affect this county singing mama!)
Sheree -- DG does not want to get started on Sheree, but will. This woman is egotistical, a snob, shallow and just plain nasty. DG most definitely believes Sheree intentionally left NeNe off that party list, and had every intention of destroying the friendship between NeNe and Kim. Nasty.
Lisa -- Funny, tells it like it is pretty much, feisty, and apparently very energetic. DG gives Lisa thumbs up.
Deshawn -- A little on the ditzy side (just DG's opinion), but like-able, friendly and seems to want to keep the peace. The quietest Atlanta Housewife thus far. Definitely likes to be "Googled" and admired. Good soul though, DG thinks. Thumbs up.
The reunion show has been touted as a knock out drag out kind of show. Lisa will turn from pleasant to bull dog right before our very eyes DG has heard. Kim, it is assumed, will be pouty, crying and plain annoying.
Ugly accusations/er..truths may be revealed. Stay tuned.
Share your thoughts with DG if you are a fan of The Real Housewives of Atlanta!